Why Barak will lost the Black vote

April 8, 2008

It’s funny because black people are lazy


Isn’t she cute?

April 8, 2008

Photogenics: Some people have it, some people don’t. And others need a lifetime of surgery (see wonderfully inappropriate advertisement on right).


This Makes Me Hard

April 7, 2008

Every time I see this picture I’m faced with the terribly difficult decision of which one to fantasize about while I beat off.

On one hand (so to speak) I’m a sucker for a man in uniform, plus that faggy grin he’s wearing makes me think Dean has been around the block a few times.  Not so much to have AIDS or anything but just enough to know how to handle a cock properly between his tongue and soft palate.  Insert don’t ask don’t tell fag military joke here.

However, I have always been a big fan of the vagina (sorry Bruce).  GI Joe’s cum bucket is pretty cute despite the obvious knock that she birthed a child with gay Dean.  She’s a little chubby but judging by the size of the little ones head it’s very possible that I could achieve my life goal of simultaneous anal and vaginal fisting

Finally, what’s better than a vagina?  A really tight vagina.   As an added bonus it’s not every day that you’re gummed by a true pro who hasn’t teethed yet.  I like to imagine she’s sitting in a high chair, finishing some vegetable flavored baby food when I slap the spoon out of her had and thrust my 7″ of manhood down her throat until I poke a hole out the back of her neck.

Ok baby, you win today but only because I’ve been jonesing to blow all over a infant’s face.


The Art of Facebook Fucking

April 6, 2008

Thanks to a recent upgrade in the Facebook wall application, users are now able to post graphic pornography on their friend’s profiles! All you have to do is copy and paste the url of the desired pic (preferably something that involves animals, scat, hairy genitals and/or cock) into said friend’s comment box and add a catchy caption. Penisbot is a good place to find pictures.

The best of course is if you know someone with a deceased relative, preferably parent:


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